tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82108655241630862772009-10-13T15:26:18.219-07:00Jimmi Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00706669981265883921noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8210865524163086277.post-42267524771209210082007-04-20T11:53:00.000-07:002007-04-20T14:44:43.507-07:00<span style="font-size:100%;">1.You can have an erection for the entire duration of Schindler's List and still have an hour before you should be concerned.<br /><br /><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />2.The reason I can't meet women has nothing to do with the fact that I live with my parents and can grow more body hair than one would think humanly possible, but rather because I don't use tag body spray.</span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zlQq3Iy65BI/RikTFW_ja-I/AAAAAAAAAAU/IfzNbA2EFh0/s1600-h/bacon+%26+eggs+platter.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 191px; height: 154px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zlQq3Iy65BI/RikTFW_ja-I/AAAAAAAAAAU/IfzNbA2EFh0/s200/bacon+%26+eggs+platter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5055593039492508642" border="0" /></a><br /><br />3.If you do drugs your brain becomes delicious.<br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br />4. Dreams don't retire and neither does Dennis Hopper.<br /><br /><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;">5. Peyton Manning can be in 7 places at the same time. Maybe that explains how he stole the SuperBowl MVP from Dominic Rhodes.</span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zlQq3Iy65BI/RikSNW_ja9I/AAAAAAAAAAM/4s8Q6CaMG0M/s1600-h/wentworth.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 189px; height: 187px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zlQq3Iy65BI/RikSNW_ja9I/AAAAAAAAAAM/4s8Q6CaMG0M/s200/wentworth.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5055592077419834322" border="0" /></a></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;">6. I have no idea what a <a href="http://www.jgwentworth.com/Structured-Settlement/Sell-Structured-Settlement.aspx">structured settlement</a> is but if I can find one this guy will give me cash for it:<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;">7. I bought my car one year too early, because apparently they can fly now and balance on the edge of large buildings.</span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />8. The reason why I didn't get all those jobs is because companies are now hiring chimpanzees, and they are hilarious.<br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zlQq3Iy65BI/RikTnW_ja_I/AAAAAAAAAAc/d-kNrYSgojg/s1600-h/wilford+brimley.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 167px; height: 169px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zlQq3Iy65BI/RikTnW_ja_I/AAAAAAAAAAc/d-kNrYSgojg/s200/wilford+brimley.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5055593623608060914" border="0" /></a></span></p> <span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;">9. Quaker Oatmeal gives you diabetes.</span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;">10. If you ruin enough skits on Saturday Night Live they let you dance on taxicabs in New York City with Parker Posey.</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8210865524163086277-4226752477120921008?l=peopleiknowthatarefunny.blogspot.com'/></div>Jimmi Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00706669981265883921noreply@blogger.com1